Email Terms of Service for "@TheWises.US"

We love getting email from individuals, but...

We are so overwhelmed by the number of people who want us to look at their bulk email offerings (even if they claim they're not sending "spam") that we are forced to charge $50 for each unsolicited bulk email sent to any "@thewises.us" email address, charged on your behalf to your ISP if you do not pay within 30 days or, in the case of non-US companies or individuals, to your country's US embassy. We also charge $50 for testing your "unsubscribe" utility, which is a great bargain since so few of them work, and we know you want yours to operate properly.

Please don't claim we "opted in" or "subscribed" to your bulk email. We didn't, and don't try to claim that we did, because we all know that you're lying. If you bought an "opt in" list with our email address on it, you got cheated. No one has permission to sell our personal information. Indeed, if you sell/sold any of our personal information, including our email address, as part of a contact database without our written permission, you must pay us a $5 royalty per copy sold, minimum $500, and you should inform any email list vendor who sold you our contact information that they owe us money too.

If you cannot abide by these Terms of Service, or you feel that our fees are unfair, do not send us unsolicited bulk email or sell our personal information.

That's simple enough, isn't it?

- The Wises